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Falling in Love with Life

mrdistracted:

i should begin conversations this way from now on.

Start conversations this way to weed out the people I probably shouldn’t talk to.

I’ve listened to so much Bright Eyes that when I say “Thank You” I’ve developed a weird Nebraskan accent.

generallycondescending:

pachowww:

imwideawakeitsmornin:

^THIS

wtf is a Nebraskan accent? does it even like…exist?
what does it sound like guys, i thought i was generic and boring. 

Actually the midwest DOESN’T have an accent…you do.

….what.  So, this whole time when I said “I wish I had an accent,” I… already had one?  Tell me more.  TELL ME.  AM I SAYING THIS WEIRD?

Politeness became so rare that some people mistook it for flirtation.
IN HOUSE NET! IN HOUSE NET!
whysoserious:

“If I’m ever going to be happy in life, I’m going to have to find a woman who likes, not likes, really loves watching her husband play video games. Because that would be…that’s a deal breaker right there. ‘Honey, I’m tied up with something right now’ ‘Oh that’s okay honey, I love watching you go’.”


It’s a good thing I love my boyfriend… because I COULD have Zachary Levi.  Wait… 

whysoserious:

“If I’m ever going to be happy in life, I’m going to have to find a woman who likes, not likes, really loves watching her husband play video games. Because that would be…that’s a deal breaker right there. ‘Honey, I’m tied up with something right now’ ‘Oh that’s okay honey, I love watching you go’.”

It’s a good thing I love my boyfriend… because I COULD have Zachary Levi.  Wait… 

This was the start to a very good night.  Who needs to go outside when you have this feast inside?

This was the start to a very good night.  Who needs to go outside when you have this feast inside?

fargles:

piercingsanddelilah:

This theory says that there is more behind Nickelodeon’s Rugrats besides being a cute show for little kids to watch. In fact, some people are saying that the show has this whole psychological meaning behind it centering around Angelica having a psychotic break at the age of 3 after having too many traumatic accidents happen in her family at such a young age.

  • All of the rugrats are a figment of Angelica’s imagination. Now that’s not so horrible by itself, but then we learn why Angelica made them up.
  • Chuckie died with his mother in childbirth. This is why his dad is always so worried about him in the show.
  • Tommy was stillborn, making his dad have some kind of break and sit in the basement to make toys for the son he was supposed to have.
  • The DeVilles had an abortion. Angelica never found out if the baby was supposed to be a boy or a girl so she decided to make it twins. Then, she gave them matching names and personas because there probably would have been only one child if there was no abortion.
  • The reason behind these delusions have been blamed on Angelica’s nonexistent relationship with her mother and her manipulative one with her father. Thus, Angelica had no one to turn to when she needed help dealing with the babies’ deaths and resorted to making up the lives they should have lived.

In All Grown Up, Angelica is a bipolar schizophrenic addicted to narcotics and heroin because they help her keep her delusions alive. At this point, we learn that Angelica’s biological mom died from a heroin overdose and Angelica’s disease because she’s a crack baby. Her real mom’s name was Cynthia, hence her doll’s name. The woman from “Rugrats” who was Angelica’s mother is really her gold-digging step-mom who Angelica idolized.

When “All Grown Up” was canceled, Angelica died of an overdose just like her mother.

Dil is the only baby who isn’t fictional. However, Angelica never accepted him as being real and accidentally hit him too hard while trying to make him go away once, resulting in brain damage. This is why he’s such an odd child in “All Grown Up.”

Suzie was actually Angelica’s friend. The theory says that she grew up to become a psychologist and joined the Nickelodeon team to invent the “Rugrats” TV show, finally explaining the origin of the theory.

My childhood D:

Is it bad if I love this?

meikomusic:

Yes I had one of these. #totallycool

I definitely had one and could not hear a thing out of it.  Worth it.

meikomusic:

Yes I had one of these. #totallycool

I definitely had one and could not hear a thing out of it.  Worth it.

tiptoelightlypastmymind:

theevilinsideofme:

jesus-san:klainespants:

apparently when you drop a gummy bear into potassium

it opens a portal to hell

you can see the fear in that little guy’s eyes

D:

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS VIDEO I WANT TO START CRYING FOR THE POOR GUMMY BEAR

OMG

It opens the portal to hell, lol.

Science, it’ll take you places.